The Bullshit Express

John McCain will go to South Carolina and preach abstinence.

The AP has the story:

The Arizona lawmaker is scheduled to speak Sunday night to about 1,500 middle and high school students about abstaining from premarital sex.

Atrios provides the analysis:

I know it will never happen, because it would cause David Broder to faint, but any politician or public figure should be asked if they, in fact, saved themselves for marriage, and whether they were abstinent between their multiple marriages.

And CNN reports that the Great Man will be the only Senator to not show up for today's vote on the non-binding resolution opposing the Iraq War escalation.